Bad mood

I've lost my klootch
I'm oddy knocky in my box
I can't platch but I'm poogly
Someone can privodeet me?

Tic tac toe
The raz turn in grey
I've got skrikings all over my little plott
The notché sobirat my sneeties
The spat splodges me

I'm a eegra who won't filly...